What Would You Do?

What would you do for a Red Sox World Series Championship?

I would:
* name my firstborn Papi ... and then give the child to Big Papi
* lick Trot Nixon's batting helmet ... and then lick Orlando Cabrera's batting helmet
* wear white-person corn rows for the rest of my life in honor of Bronson Arroyo
* give George Steinbrenner a big kiss ... with tongue!

What would you do? Post your comments.